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Handle side

You throw your dagger and it hits handle side first, drawing the attention and aggravation of your target who gets advantage on their next attack against you.

Didn’t let go

You didn’t let go of your javelin or spear when you tried to throw it and you stab your own foot. Take 1d4 damage.

Dry fire

You miss nocking your arrow and dry fire your bow. The annoyance gives you disadvantage on your next shot.

worst trip ever

You trip and stab yourself for 1d4 weapon damage.

Feint of heart

Your opponent deftly dodges your attack and takes an opportunity attack on you with advantage

Accidental Animation

Whoops. If there are any corpses on the battlefield right now, you just re-animated them and have to fight them as zombies.

Choose the form of the Destructor

DM, ask your players what is the first D&D monster they think of. That monster now materializes in front of them.

Plonk

You unfasten part of your armor (if you’re wearing any) and lose its benefits to your AC until you spend an action refastening

Whiff

Your weapon flies from your hand and lands at the feet of your nearest opponent.

Stuck

You miss so badly that your weapon is stuck in the ground or floor. You must spend an action prying it loose or leave it.

Sorry

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