Town size: Small
This village has less than 100 residents and only a few hundred more live in the area. Adventurers may not find all the shops listed below or they may not be open during their stay.
Lifestyle: Wealthy
Most folk in this area make their income from trade. As a result, you can find almost any common good here but it costs 10-30% more than it would elsewhere.
Town Character
Proud of their wealthGovernment
Town master/mistress
Alonzo “Pancakes” Bellagio
Distant, Lawful evil, TieflingA Veteran, Noble, or Bandit Captain.
Type of Government
Democracy
A form of government in which the people have the authority to choose their governing legislation.
Sheriff / Law Enforcement
Kel Varnson
Fastidious, True neutral, DwarfA Veteran or Knight.
Religion
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Religious leader
Hummingbird Saltalamacchia
Cheerful, True neutral, Elf
A Priest. -
Faith
Goibhniu, god of smiths and healing
Alignment Suggested domains Symbol Neutral Knowledge, Life Giant mallet over sword -
Adventurers can acquire an amulet, emblem, or reliquary for this faith with a 3-5 gp donation.
Adventurers can acquire a flask of holy water for a 25 gp donation to the church, temple, or faith.
Quest Board
- Something has awakened in the forest
- Retrieve a book for the mage who runs the arcane house
- Orcs are raiding the nearby farms
- Goblins are robbing travelers on the road outside town
- The local dinosaur park needs a crew to inspect security
- Guard a large shipment of ingredients heading to the apothecary
- A witch outside of town is stealing children by luring them with candy
- The horses in town keep disappearing.
- The sheriff needs recruits for a security detail
- Help stop the river of slime!
Accommodations
Inn
The Turtle Dragon
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Innkeeper
LaRouche David St. Jones
Aloof, Neutral evil, Gnome -
Costs (Consult the town lifestyle)
Item Meals Cost Lodging Cost Squalid 3 cp 7 cp Poor 6 cp 1 sp Modest 3 sp 5 sp Comfortable 5 sp 8 sp Wealthy 8 sp 2 gp Aristocratic 2 gp 4 gp
Tavern
The Tainted Goose
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Proprietor
Beltran Misfed
Driven, Neutral evil, Gnome -
Costs (Consult the town lifestyle)
Item Cost Ale (gallon) 2 sp Ale (mug) 4 cp Banquet (per person) 10 gp Bread, loaf 2 cp Cheese, hunk 1 sp Meat, chunk 3 sp Wine, common (pitcher) 2 sp Wine, fine (bottle) 10 gp
Rumors
- The armorer once had an affair with a fairy creature
- I hear every shop in town pays a 20% protection fee to the town master/mistress
- The apothecary is selling fake healing potions
- A coven of witches transforms into snakes to spy on the townspeople
- The high priestess steals boys from the town and turns them into panthers
- That’s the third farm this week to be overrun by dinosaurs
- The tavern owner has a secret family in a village just down the road
- The treants are restless
- I hear every shop in town pays a 30% protection fee to a gang of hobgoblins
- The town master/mistress is undoubtedly lying
Commerce
General Store
Corriander’s Curios
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Proprietor
Frankie Whispers
Aloof, Neutral good, Gnome -
Items for sale
Tent, two-person 2 gp
Potter’s tools 10 gp
Bell 1gp
Abacus 2gp
Bullseye Lantern 10 gp
Barrel 2 gp
Piton 5 cp
Painter’s supplies 10 gp
Backpack 2 gp
Rope, silk (50 feet) 10 gp
Lock 10 gp
Candle 1 cp
Playing card set 5 sp
Rations (1 day) 5 sp
Woodcarver’s tools 1 gp
Magnifying glass 100 gp
Chest 5 gp
Rope, hempen (50 feet) 1 gp
Weaver’s tools 1 gp
Disguise kit 25 gp
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Equipment Packs
Entertainer’s Pack 40 gp
Priest’s Pack 19 gp
Diplomat’s Pack 39 gp
Apothecary
The Turtle Dragon
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Proprietor
Giant Lee
Troubled, Neutral good, Dwarf -
Potables for sale
Torpor 600 gp
Potion of Animal Friendship 200 gp
Rageahol 30 gp
Oil of Slipperiness 120 gp
Potion of Growth 270 gp
Purple worm poison 2000 gp
Potion of Diminution 150 gp
Potion of Healing 50 gp
Oil of Etherealness 1900 gp
X-24 10 gp
- Alchemist's supplies are available here for 50 gp. An herbalism kit can be bought for 5 gp. A poisoner's kit costs 50 gp.
Arcane House
Hornswoggle’s
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Mage On Duty
Phineas Combover
Fastidious, Neutral evil, Halfling
An Archmage. -
Spell scrolls available
At the DM's discretion, copying a spell into a spellbook takes 2 hours and costs 50 gp plus whatever the proprietor would like to add. Consider the house rule of 50 gp per level of the spell.
Armorer
Cat o’ Nine Tails and Nails
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Proprietor
Jerome Vignols
Maladroit, Chaotic neutral, Halfling -
Items for sale
Warhammer 15 gp
Dart 5 gp
Padded Armor 5gp
Sickle 1 gp
Shortsword 10 gp
Greatsword 50 gp
Longsword 15 gp
Maul 10 gp
Lance 10 gp
Whip 2 gp
Rapier 25 gp
Crossbow, light 25 gp
Pike 5 gp
Heavy Crossbow 50 gp
Sling bullets 4 cp
Blowgun needles 1 gp
Javelin 5 sp
Battleaxe 10 gp
Blessed Chain Shirt 3000 gp
Arrows 1 gp
Some townsfolk
All commoners
Teegrad
Fussy, Neutral good, Gnome
Pamn
Gregarious, Lawful neutral, Elf
Richurd
Driven, Neutral good, Dwarf
Ort
Unctuous, True neutral, Halfling
Betsa
Aloof, True neutral, Elf
Zana
Loquacious, True neutral, Gnome
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